I had to step out and I got away from the TV for a bit. Let me catch you up :) Best Costume - Elizabeth - Big old dresses pull off the win Best Animated Feature (Best Cartoon movie) - Ratatouille - very funny and cute, well deserved win Best Makeup - La Vie en Rose - French win a makeup award...whoopee Best Art Direction - Sweeney Todd - lets face it, Tim Burton is good. Best Visual Effects - The Compass - HOW DID TRANSFORMERS NOT WIN!!! I hate this show Best Supporting Actor - Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men - Deserved it from what I've heard no one else had a shot. So there's the catchup, I again apologize. 9:31 - I just missed the best foreign short...anyone care? And now they're doing a Bee Movie sketch...WHY WON'T THIS MOVIE DIE!!?? 9:33 - Peter and the Wolf just won best animated short, and everyone that's accepted an award tonight has spoken with some sort of accent...Americans apparently are bad at movies. 9:38 - A rather large surprise in the Supporting Actress category...Tilda Swinton (White Witch in Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe) wins for Michael Clayton...too bad nobody saw the movie :) 9:41 - Allow me to take this commercial break to give you an overall feel for how things are going. Jon Stewart is hosting and he's a great host. Funny and sincere when he has to be. This feels like an Oscars. Crazy money went into it, lots of sweet duds, Jack Nicholson's drunk and the always dreaded post acceptance speech music that lets you know you're done. That's my running tab for the nite. So far the count is at one (Visual Effects went over...oops). They're also having people sing their nominees for the best song Oscar. Anything to make this thing run for 3 hours I guess. Overall I've been pleased with how it's gone down. The only fault...the presenters. There was a time when it was The Rock followed by Jennifer Hudson...no star power anymore? 9:45 - Ha! they had Jessica Alba host the Technical Awards Show earlier on in the day...first girl any of those winners have seen in months :) 9:47 - Best Adapted Screenplay (Movie based on a book) - No Country for Old Men - That's two for NCfOM if you're keeping track at home. Yes I'm abbreviating it, you try typing it every single time it's on the Oscars! 9:50 - They're showing us how they select the winners....you know, if they didn't show us this we could go to bed a whole half hour earlier!! 10:02 - Best Sound Editing and Mixing - Bourne Ultimatum - Once again my movie (Transformers) gets screwed again. Seriously, I'm pretty sure all Bourne did was drive around and smash things...waaitt... This was two awards but I combined them since the same movie won both. Best moment of the night so far though Seth Rogen and the guy from Knocked Up presented this award...hilarious. The music claimed another 2 victims. Apparently the sound guys don't know what a time limit is. That's 3 if you're keeping track at home. 10:10 - Best Actress - Marion Cotillard, La Vie en Rose - Yeah I haven't heard of her or it either. French movie about a french singer. She cried through her whole speech, poor girl, I thought she was gonna pass out. Just another movie no one's ever heard of winning an award. 10:19 - Another musical performance, don't worry you haven't heard of it so I'm not gonna talk about it. What I do want to discuss is Colin Farrell. Say what you want about him but man that dude has a sick Irish accent. I'm insanely jealous. He could look like a small troll with bad acne and all he'd have to do is open his mouth and people would flock to him. Sheesh. 10:28 - Best Film Editing - Bourne Ultimatum - Makes sense, it was a heckuva a movie to try and cutdown plus plenty of camera angles to play with too. This is three Oscars for Bourne Ultimatum...all technical awards. 10:32 - Now they're giving away honorary Oscars!! This ceremony could seriously be 2 hours. But nooo they gotta drag it out to 3 and a half hours. The winner was Art Director Robert Boyle for those who care. He's 98...did some Hitchcock flicks though so he's a winner in my book. 10:42 - Best Foreign Language Film - The Counterfeiters, Austria - Looked like a Holocaust flick. One of those happy fuzzy ones. 10:44 - Last freaking song finally. Three of the songs were from Enchanted (live action Disney movie). Whoever came up with this idea should be shot....we need some Ludacris up there!! 10:49 - Best Original Song - Falling Slowly, some foreign movie - Great song. Just a guitar and piano and great lyrics. Well done. Another Irishman too, nice. 10:59 - Best Cinematography - There Will Be Blood - Basically the best shot movie. There's your winner. Nice move by Jon Stewart, one of the winners from the Best Song didn't get to say thank you and he brought her out and gave her her time (that gives us another victim, 4). Well played Stewart, well played. 11:01 - Ah yes, the always exciting "The actors that aren't with us" time. Notable names: Moneypenny from the Bond movies, Suzanne Pleshette (old actress, you'd know her to see her), Heath Ledger (of course). 11:10 - Best Original Music Score - Atonement - I'm sure the music's great, just don't make me watch the movie. I'm waiting for an American to win something, probably not gonna happen. 11:12 - Best Documentary Short Subject (I don't know what this is either) - Freeheld - I guess it was about a lesbian couple. Heck if I knew. Good part though was soldiers in Baghdad read off the nominees. 11:15 - Best Documentary - Taxi to the Darkside - I think this one was about the treatment of political prisoners by the US. At least Michael Moore didn't win. (The last two winners were American, I guess there goes my thoughts that Americans won't win). 11:23 - Best Screenplay - Juno - Never saw it but I heard it was really well done. 3rd American in a row since my statement...you know the Cleveland Indians never win a championship either.... 11:30 - Best Actor - Daniel Day Lewis, There Will Be Blood - Absolutely deserved this, he's a heckuva actor. Well deserved. Just waiting on Best Picture now...AND THEY GO TO A COMMERCIAL!! Directing and Picture to come tomorrow around 3am... 11:42 - Best Director - Joel and Ethan Coen, NCfOM - Read up if you don't know what that means. 3rd NCfOM win tonight. Only one for Michael Clayton so far. Picture hopefully coming up before tomorrow (I'm tired). 11:45 - Best Picture - NCfOM - I think you can officially say this movie cleaned up. At least people have seen this one :) Thus ends a fun night with the Oscars. I hope you enjoyed this, it may happen again :) |